Sorry

Sorry about that folks... I uh, I just got a little carried away. I'm trying something out here. Something called... peyote. During a Harry Potter marathon.

I'm learning a lot about myself through this thing. I think that Harry Potter can really teach us a lot. About ourselves, about love, about... well, everything, really. I mean, I know what I want to do with my life now.

I can't reveal it here, but suffice to say it involves three layers and lots of purple. Because purple is so... so deep, man. So deep.

I think I'm going to go back to watching Harry Potter now. I think it's really improving my life. Except for the elk. Those blasted elk are everywhere now. I think they're supposed to be my spirit guides or something, but I'm not too sure. More on this as it develops.

Felderburg, out.

p.s. I'm so hungry I could eat a roadrunner. Seriously.

...or maybe those coyotes are getting into my head.

Rhymes With Coyote

I guess... I mean


Doesn't really rhuyme...



So much... so much Parry... parry hotter.... I can see the Expecto Patronus everywhwree!!

I love snuggles. He is sooooooooooo kind.

I'll meet him down by the station, and, everything'll be
just



fine............









Wooooooooooooo,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Ohmigod there's another one!!! This has GOt to stop. halt. Stop.

Oh those are the same word. Ok.






Bye now







Yum.