The Aftermath

Sooo.... last night was enlightening. The introspective parts, that is. The parts where I was being chased by silver ghost elk things? Not so much. Anyways, I woke up wearing a ring, and had to get a marriage annulled. I wasn't sure who it was to until I checked that mess of a post from last night... turns out I married Snuggles, another friend of mine.* Luckily that seems to be the worst of it.

*He had nothing to do with creating the planner.



p.s./addendum/edit/whatever: Oh god, what is that thing! Ok, so, I am now on my way to a tattoo removal specialist, to get this... thing... off of my, uh... "lower stomach." I don't even know what it is. Is it a baby? A coyote? A baby giving birth to a coyote puking out another baby? Who knows? I sure don't, and I think I'm about to puke if I keep looking at it.

Rhymes With Coyote

I guess... I mean


Doesn't really rhuyme...



So much... so much Parry... parry hotter.... I can see the Expecto Patronus everywhwree!!

I love snuggles. He is sooooooooooo kind.

I'll meet him down by the station, and, everything'll be
just



fine............









Wooooooooooooo,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Ohmigod there's another one!!! This has GOt to stop. halt. Stop.

Oh those are the same word. Ok.






Bye now







Yum.